Da Club

club

In honour of it being the weekend, when all the kids head out to party, today’s poem pays homage to the hip hop groove. So all you moneys and shortys crank the bassline and hit da floor with the King of Sandwiches.

Making da Club
(loosely inspired by JLo’s “On the Floor”)

You take the bread you put it down
FOR DA CLUB
Toast it up until it’s brown
FOR DA CLUB
(Don’t stop keep it moving ‘fore that toast gets cold)

Take some mayo spread it round
FOR DA CLUB
Cover all that toasted brown
FOR DA CLUB
(Don’t stop keep it moving towards the sandwich gold)

Now take the bacon fried up crisp
ON DA CLUB
Some fresh tomato sliced up thick
ON DA CLUB
(Don’t stop keep it moving on the other slice)

Other half gets roasted chicken
ON DA CLUB
Now some crunchy lettuce pickin’
FOR DA CLUB
(Don’t stop keep it moving looking really nice)

Feeling fancy put some cheese
ON DA CLUB
Now you’re ready if you please
FOR DA CLUB

(Don’t stop, time to eat it when?
You cut in quarters and you finish then
By putting toothpicks in each quarter and
Chowing down and then you start again…)

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