(with apologies to Beyonce)

All the on-a-date-afraid-to-eat-dessert Single Ladies

Now put your hands up
In the dinner club, you just ate sup
You’re wanting to get desserted
you decide you wanna dip but now you’re gonna skip
Cuz your date might think you’re gettin’ chubby
You’re into him and he into you so
dont pay that voice any attention
cuz if you want dessert, then you eat dessert,
And don’t be so hard on yourself

Cuz if you like it then you shoulda put a fork in it
If he comments tell him he can put a cork in it
Don’t worry ’bout what someone else thinks of it
If you liked it then you coulda put a fork in it…

w’oh oh oh, w’oh oh oh…..