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top chef canada returns!

Season 2 cast of cheftestants unveiled here

Interesting assortment: not as provincially representative as the first season, but a ton of talent with lots of big names in their backgrounds.
Who’ll be the “bad guy”? Who’s the “dark horse”? Who’s the “crack under pressure” one? Who thinks overuse of quotation marks is annoying?
Meet me back here March 12 for the recaps; in the meantime, why not let me know who your early favourites are?

top chef canada week 12

Missed last week, I was sitting here, fingers poised, all set to go, when two fighting raccoons, a luna moth, and my two newfs spoiled that plan. I’ll spare the details, but suffice to say it took me away for a bit. and I only like to recap live, so…
francois went home :(
morning comes and a limo awaits the cheftestants! They get to 1 (mm’s resto) and are joined by mm at a table. We’re just going to have breakfast, he says. hmmm…..

casual conversation ensues. mm is telling them about his restaurant and describing the format–family style but sounds like elegant family style, as opposed to a typical family dinner involving sibling squabbling, toddler tantrums and frozen dinners.
the final 4 head back to the kitchen, dressed for battle. and the guest judge is gail simmons!  I did not know she was canadian, I feel like I should have known that.
she introduces the challenge–they are making dinner out of a movie!  they need to make it ou of a well known canadian movie!
Dale pulls ginger snaps, connie gets naked lunch, rob gets bon cop, bad cop, and dustin draws my big fat greek wedding. (naked lunch makes me want to throw up, I can’t believe that it is part of a food challenge. but I can because how many well known cdn movies are there?
all the dishes seem well received, gail dishes out the love, and the winner is a commercial! for top chef canada, which we are already watching (!?) oh it’s an ad for a tcc marathon.
winner is actually dale, who is happy to win his second qf challenge (he won the very first one).

elimination challenge: the cheftestants will be creating a menu for a dinner party mm will be having with friends. each cook will be doing three courses. the pantry is stocked with some of mm fave foods. winner will get a spot in the finale as well as 5K$–we haven’t seen too many of these high stakes type challenges, maybe in subsequent seasons.
Dale gets a 5 minute head start to the pantry!  He seems unusually subdued this week, humble even.
Connie’s putting pressure on herself because this simple, family style cooking is right in her wheelhouse–this does not bode well, we’ll see how it plays out. Dustin and Dale are roomies, and have developed a little bromance (says Dustin); so that’s why Dale is so nice this week, Dustin’s having an influence on him.
Back in the kitchen where a lot of time is spent listening to Connie beat herself up over last week. And everyone talking about how much it would mean to win and the money and the kitchen and their families blah blah blah.
Gail, David Lee, Jacob Richler, Amy Verner, and the regulars.  First courses come out too fast for me to type the details. Comments: Dale’s seafood platter is clumsy, heavy, overpowering. Rob’s foie gras is lacking acidity, two ingredients are not talking. Connie’s dish is fresh, simple and beautiful. Dustin’s pasta-not constructed well.
Mains oh NO, disaster!  Connie’s chicken is raw and she has to dump it into the fryer.
Rob goes on about “Texan” chefs, apparently some term that must be big in his chef circle. It’s a bad thing, and Connie is “Texan”.
Main course judging:

Rob’s perch/beautiful/nice pairing/well received
Dustin’s lake trout/not great technique/fennel too soft/not so good
Dale’s diver scallops/underwhelming in look and flavour
Connie’s lemon roasted (deep fried) chicken/bit overcooked (ironic)/salty skin/papery
mm puts d & d in the bottom by saying they’re not cooking like chefs for this course

Dustin’s roasted fruit salad/MISS
Connie’s dark chocolate tart/spectacular colour, tasty/HIT!!
Rob’s braised lamb neck/HIT!
Dale’s rib eye/steak blah, vegetables okay/MISS

Looks like Dustin and Dale are not so good. My prediction was that Dustin would not make it to the top 3, and it still is. Rob for the win of this challenge.
Judges Table: Rob indeed won!  He’s been kind of creeping up all season and is hitting his peak at the right time, he’s like an athlete before an important race/match/game/meet.
Next into the finale? Connie!  Good for her!  She’s crying because she really beat herself up over the chicken. The beet and homemade cheese salad, and the chocolate tart saved her.
Down to D & D–and the judges send them away so they can debate further. Annnnndddd man they are really draaaaggggggginnnnnnnggggggg this ouuuuuuuuuuuuut.
Decide already!
And it’s Dustin, who keeps smiling as he bids farewell. Bye Dustin!  He’s just such a nice boy.
Next week is the finale!   Apparently, Dale is cheating, so there’s that hint of scandal to look forward to. See you here!

top chef canada week week 10

An alarm goes off and cheftestants wake up. Lots of morning interviews. Connie feels terrible for being on the bottom last week. You know, is there really absolutely nothing new to be said in these interviews?
Guest judge is Lynn Crawford and the in flight team from Porter Airlines!  Airplane food!  How can you not do well in a QF that involves making better airline food?  They have to make morning and afternoon meals. Crawford tells them to be creative!  Do something different! (Apparently, there is nothing new for guest judges to say either)
Something’s burning!  Rob actually likes airline food!  I worry about his palate.
Lots of good stuff being cooked involving smoked this and tuna that. Of course Dale has flown more than anyone–11 times to New York in a year!  Well then.
Judging and there are some really good looking meals here-I doubt we’ll ever see them on any airline (except Lufthansa where the food is good but it might have been just how tired I was and how long the flight was but hey)
Chef Lynn, as Thea calls her, does not like Dustin. He had smoked trout for bfast, too strong. She did not like Andrea’s either–her lunch salmon was too dry.
She really liked Rob’s, he had a chocolate pudding. And she loved Dale’s breakfast, which looks like apple pie. But SURPRISE!  She LOVED Connie’s granola and CONNIE WINS!  Good for her, she looks genuinely shocked. Her prize?  A trip to Chicago for her and a guest to have a culinary adventure. I’m going to Chicago in September, I am hoping for a culinary adventure too. I didn’t win the trip though (it would have been nice).
The EC involves drawing knives. Three meals that involve a day in the life of Canadian food, and they are drawing the knives for a region.
Connie–La Belle Province (she’s lost)
Rob–Ontario (he’s from there)
Dale-Interior BC (he’s from there)
Andrea–Prairies (she’s lost and can only think of ‘flat’)
Francois–Maritimes (he’s been working in BC so happy to work with seafood)
Dustin-Wild Rose Country Alberta (he’s cool and happy he didn’t get the Yukon)

Really?  These are the regions of Canada? What about Newfoundland? (It’s an Atlantic province, not a maritime one) What about the territories?  Oh, Connie–she did not know where La Belle Province was, Francois assures her it’s Quebec.
Shopping!
This should be good.
As we go to commercial, Andrea is calling down Connie for buying a pie shell for tortiere–Andrea says she wouldn’t do it because she “would feel like a douchebag”. That’s an appetizing word Andrea, Connie has the prepared food but your dish will be associated with the word Douchebag. Good thing I’m not a judge and listening to that. I don’t think I can root for you anymore–you sisters should stick together!  Boo Andrea!
They can do breakfast, lunch, dinner or lunch, dinner, dessert. They only have 3 hours, which Andrea thinks is not possible. She hasn’t been to the Prairies and is going to put Toronto into it. Hmmm…methinks the word “douchebag” may have been misdirected. She’s traveled to parts of Egypt that no-one’s heard of, but hasn’t been to the prairies.
Oh, now she’s making fun of Dale, who has to “drop food bombs on everyone” (ha!) She’s back in the good books as it’s Dale turn to reclaim the douchebag hat as he runs down everyone else.
Lots of beeps as the temperature rises and swearing goes wild.
Judging begins! Jonathan Gushue of Langdon Hall is a guest judge–he’s from St. John’s, let’s hear it for the home boy!

Dustin pulls out breakfast bison and quail eggs (good) beef stew (not so good) cornish hen (gets the dreaded banquet hall moniker)

Francois bfast brandade with quail & lobster (nope) /seafood salad lunch (really nope) /chowder supper (confused, too many products, not really east coast)

Andrea bison soup/rib eye/berry crumble (greasy, bitter, not reading prairies, she’s pretty much trashed)

Dale bfast egg (a hit!) /roast salmon (pure, delicious, smart, perfect) /venison loin and bannock (venison lacking flavour, all else fabulous)

Connie smoked trout salad (hit!) /traditional tourtiere (flavour good, but more like pot pie) /blueberry pie (delicious, but oh dear they love the pie crust and she’s gonna get busted)

Rob ham corn chowder (confused) /pickerel (gorgeous) /fresh fruit and sabayon (uh-oh, it’s classed as an afterthought)

Judges Table (it’s going to get ugly!)
My prediction: Dale for the win
Going home?  Andrea edges out Francois for that dubious honor, but if the great pie crust scandal erupts, it could be Connie.

Stew room. Nobody’s saying much.  Dale and Connie are called in first, so I guess they are safe. They are the top, and to Connie’s credit, she fesses up to the crust and nobody’s hard on her. Oh, I forgot they did not like Dale’s venison.
And the winner is Connie!  Oh, my. That’s going to cause much mean comment backstage.

Francois and Andrea are up, as expected, as the bottom 2.
And Andrea takes a dig at Connie at the table, and the judges are unimpressed.
She looks very angry.  Francois missed the east coast spirit.
They go back to stew. And Andrea is still slagging on the store bought crust, even though all of her food was bad. Andrea, you officially are out of my good books. Take that, mean girl!
And the task of packing their knives goes to  Andrea. Called it! She’s not too sour. Oh, there’s some fun going on, she tells Connie she’d better “win this”. Good on you, mean girl.
Next week:  Street food! Dale’s having a breakdown and Connie’s making sausage. Why Connie, why?

top chef canada week 9

Roger Mooking (silliest name ever for a chef) is the guest judge for the quickfire, which is to create a dish based on a specific number of ingredients. They draw knifes, numbers ranging from 4-16. Salt, pepper and oil are freebies. The winner gets an unlimited budget for shopping for the elimination challenge (I’d buy all of my groceries for the next year. There’s probably a rule about that though).
Rob has to use 16 ingredients!  That’s a lot. Darryl can only use 4!  That’s  not a lot. Connie’s making pasta from scratch to get herself noticed. She has ten. Dustin has 8. Nobody cares how many Dale has, but he just dropped his mussels on the floor. Ha, ha Dale!  Feel my scorn from here!

Time’s up and tasting starts. Not so good: Dale, his saffron was overpowering. Dale disagrees. (Of course he does)
Standout?  Andrea’s soup and Connie’s pasta!  Yeah ladies!  And the winner is  ME, because I finally got this mosquito that’s been lazily drifting around my elbow for the past hour, just waiting to feast. Okay, the real winner is Andrea!  Awesome. She hadn’t won a QF yet, so this is good for her.
On to the elimination challenge, which is the biggest product placement aside from the appliances–they must use president’s choice products, up to 5, to create a dish that they will present to home cooks at the supermarket tomorrow.
20 minutes and 50 bucks for shopping, but more money for Andrea. But 20 minutes, how much shopping?  Oh, Andrea is buying black cod, which is expensive, to use her money to it’s best advantage she says.
The middle part is all about chatting up the PC products, so I’m going to watch the Dexter rerun on another channel and come back for the judging. Chat amongst yourselves.
Dale–pulled pork bbq sandwich (begrudgingly, this looks like a great idea and the judges like it)
Andrea–Asian style black cod (nice undertones but no bam, but goes over well w/judges)
Connie–Foie gras sausages in puff pastry (I don’t think it’s a good idea but Connie loves her sausages! Judges, no go. One note.)
Francois–confit of chicken thigh in phyllo (Delicious!  They love it!)
Apparently, Connie and Francois didn’t consider the home cook.  I think both these are complicated>

Darryl– manicotti (looks like buffet food!  But accessible. Judges think his story is better than his product. amateurish)
Dustin–Gnudi (pasta)    love it!

Rob–maple syrup pudding with caramelized bananas, redemption dessert for flopping in RW!  People love it. (Judges–looks adorable! Tastes fantastic!)

I’m calling it. Connie really sunk here.

Francois, Dale and Rob are top!  And deservedly so, even Dale. Because that sandwich looked awesomely awesome.
And the winner is Dale. Hope he’s not a douche about it.   And he wins 5K in gift cards from Loblaws!

Darryl and Connie are, predictably, bottom.  Connie is crying. Stop that Connie!  Stop crying! That’s for girls and sissy boys. Although the judges are really ragging on her.
She blows her nose and pulls it together. She’s embarrassed and interviews that she just wanted to be a strong female role model. And you know what Connie?  You ARE.
Oh, the way the judges are now talking, sounds like Darryl might be out. But I’m sticking with Connie.
Pack your knives, Darryl!  That’s a surprise. But he’s a classy, classy guy–probably the best exit ever on a reality show. Bye Darryl!  We’ll miss you! And your adorably spiky hair!

 

top chef canada week 8

Andrea is feeling the brunt of being Cookie McBitchy on the line last challenge. Quickfire Challenge?  Team!  Not looking good for Andrea. Francois and Rob are captains. They pick their teams. Andrea is last picked but she’s a force to be reckoned with!  I think she is, totally. The challenge is one of those silly things where they cook one dish per team, over 40 minutes with each cook doing 10 minutes at a time, and not tell their other teammates what they’re making. I didn’t explain that well. I’m tired and my fingers hurt from working on my upcoming book, SOUPS AND CHOWDERS, due next spring.  Hey, if everyone else can pimp their stuff during TCC, so can I.

No more immunity, but there’s a “significant advantage” to the winning team.
MM loves both dishes!  Commercial. Mosquitos. Not on tv, on my monitor. I hate that about this time of year.  It’s a veritable cornucopia of cooking hijinks! Rob’s team did a roesti, so that’s the automatic winner for me. Ummmm, roesti. Rob’s team won!  With Andrea as the lead off hitter! Maybe she’ll get her teamwork cred back.

Restaurant Wars!  The teams for the quickfire are the same teams as for RW.  Todd and Andrea are on the same team (Rob’s) which makes it easy for me to pick a team to root for.
MM has donated Bymark, one team will have the patio and one gets the dining room. Rob’s team gets to pick which they prefer. And the judge for RW is David Adjey, another obnoxious food network personality and “world famous chef” according to our girl Thea.
Red Team is positive, upbeat and cohesive. Blue Team is unhappy, torn, and on edge–Dale is on Blue Team, go figure.
Planning!  Prepping! Chopping! Dicing!  Commercial!
Red Team on the Patio, picked the name To New (Toronto and Newfoundland, for Dustin/Rob/Andrea and Todd)
Blue Team in the main dining room, picked the name By Bleu, because Dale thinks it’s clever. I thought Francois was team leader?  Doesn’t seem like it. And Connie has to go back because she forgot her potatoes, which are a key component in her appetizer. Dale is mad he’s on in on the servers pre meal. Darryl watching the FOH for Blue.
Andrea is FOH for Red. Andrea and Dale are all dressed up!  Handsome! Pretty!
MM has arrived. He wants to make sure Bymark hasn’t burned down or anything. Dale has screwed up Daryl’s dish. Triple D! in a bad way. Now Dale’s yelling–maybe he was made team leader and I missed it?
So they way this is edited, looks like they’re setting up an upset–so far Blue Team is struggling. On Top Chef, last RW same thing happened and the struggling team won. Hope TCC will not be that predictable.
Red Team dishes-canadian contemporary w/a twist
Evil lady customer plant–sends back lamb three times. Are they in the weeds?  Maybe. Judges are served mains. Seem to be split on apps and mains, hard to get a read.  Not on dessert though, dessert was complete failure. Two choices according to Adjey-really really bad and really bad.
Blue Team dishes-fine dining
Not set up, already in the weeds. Judges split on appetizers. Mains, split. Desserts, Dale pooping his pants over something. His souffle is falling. He’s screaming. Oh my, no need of that Dale. You won’t make any friends that way. Desserts–big league!  Ending on high note!
Judges Table!
Prediction–Todd. Both his app and his dessert were unsuccessful. :( Boo-urns. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t remember any of the others striking out completely.
So unless Red Team wins, we’ll be saying Bye, b’y!

Blue Team is called out first–so yes, they win. Predictable. But they dare to criticize Dale’s dish. He looks sour. Now he’s happy because they are praising the souffle.
Winning Dish? Dale and his souffle. Damnit.
Red Team lost. As predicted, Todd is getting beat up. But he’s manly about it!  No sour looks from him, just disappointment in himself.
Judges deliberate to a foregone conclusion. But it’s still hard to hear. Such a class act!  Love you Todd!  REPRESENT!
And everyone loves him and is sad to see him go. They won’t be like that for you Dale!
Next week: President’s Choice infomercial. See you then!
 

top chef canada week 7

Back after a break to deal with some family business.  And just my luck, Michael Smith is the guest judge for the Quickfire. Remember his downtown Halifax restaurant Maple?
The secret ingredient is All Bran cereal–and they have to create an inspired dish with it. I suspect product placement. Can there BE more boxes of Kellogg’s All Bran?
Todd made moose poutine last week (sorry I missed that) and once more he pull out a NL ingredient–salt cod.
All Bran pureed!  All Bran gnocchi!  All Bran fishcakes! All Bran crepes! All Bran crusts! All Bran, all the time! The rest of this recap will be No Bran, free of All Bran (all bran, get it?)
Bottom: Patrick/Francois/Robert
Top: Daryl/Todd :) /Andrea :) (I am rooting for Andrea because she looks my dog walker, who I would adopt and keep forever if she would let me–got a puppy who needs exercise? Let me know and I’ll hook you up)
Does Michael Smith ever speak naturally, or does he always sound as though every word out of his mouth is scripted?  Scripted, with a hint of condescension. I’m sure he’s a very nice man, but not on TV.
Winner–Todd and his brandade!  GO TODD!  Todd gets immunity. I love Todd. He’s surprised that he won. Did I mention I love Todd?
Elimination challenge–part of a menu at a Milestones restaurant. A chain, how lovely. I’d be so proud to have my dish on a chain menu.  I’m not tooting my own horn here, but I don’t think I could cook unimaginatively or poorly enough to score a prize like that.
So this challenge involves using familar ingredient with a twist to create a 3 course menu for a couple celebrating their anniversary (must be true love if they’re at the Milestones and not, say, the TGIF’s or Applebees) –3 ppl drew knives for dessert, 3 for mains, 3 for apps.
Patrick, who looks like Popeye, is a comfortably twisted romantic at heart–love that description of him. He is adorable.
On the other hand, every time Dale opens his mouth he proves what a nob he is.
Drinking and smoking ensues!  That’s all there is to do!  They’re playing that “What’s  your porn star name?” game. Funny!  Funny stuff.
Oh, there’s more than one couple celebrating. Good thing, that’s a lot of food.
Here come the judges, seating at a nondescript table in a nondescript restaurant.
Apps: Todd/Connie/Andrea (Connie worries about her onion rings, but that’s haute cuisine for these diners)
Todd: nori wrapped salmon–salmon too rare for average diner, too big for app, not easy to share
Connie: pork croquettes w/onion rings–feels like milestones, perfect bar food, winner dish (they look fab)
Andrea: goat cheese ravioli–bit dry, bit granular, not good :( the black garlic doesn’t go with the goat cheese, looks dirty
2 walk ins create a crises–much swearing as all the app mise en place is gone off the line
Imagine, the nerve of people to just walk in. It’s a restaurant!  Andrea has “balls the size of watermelons” No wonder she’s unhappy behind the line, that must be painful.
Entrees:
Boys are moving the chits around and Francois is losing his cool. Arguments over running the pass. Oh, boys. Do you not all work lines? Don’t you know first chit in first out? Get it together!
Francois:roasted sablefish and gnocchi (he made gnocchi for the quickfire too) lots of love for Francois (ooops, I mean “amour”)
Rob: sirloin w/goat cheese pave-contemporary for this restaurant, beef is a disaster and nothing to recommend in this dish
Patrick:pork tenderloin (some diners’ pork was raw) presentation terrible, too many flavours, too much, badly constructed, nothing a home run, cafeteria food

Desserts:
Dale:pavlova with cherries and basil cream–fail. Way too precious, complicated and wrong for chain. Let me add it’s wrong for anything–he’s piped the meringues out in little sausages and it looks disgusting.
Daryl:chocolate fondant-no twist, molten cake’s been done better but suitable for milestones (mediocre and suitable for milestones, go figure)
Dustin:his girlfriends shortcake (she a pastry chef, so that might be a good thing)–looks great and  has lemon curd for the twist(yum).  Execution/presentation a hit. Strawberry love! Home run!

Judges Table
Connie, Francois, Dustin (these are obviously the top 3) are called to the table.
Congratulations!  You’ll have your dishes featured at Milestones!  MS is giving them all 2K!
Much adulation from the judges–and their dishes did indeed look the best. When are we getting scratch and sniff tv? And will lick and taste tv be far behind?
Dustin’s the winner!  Yeah Dustin’s girlfriend!

Cue serious music for bad news:
Dale, Patrick and Andrea
Andrea’s dish–temperature an issue, filling grainy, off colour, cold food inexcuseable
Patrick’s–aerial drop onto the plate, too rare/raw/dry, sloppy, saffron twist a flop, looked like slop in a cafeteria, fusion/confusion
Dale’s–like bringing a 12 gauge shotgun to a quail hunt (think he means overdone, no?), disappointing, not a pavlova, he completed ignored the challenge and was a failure
And who sucked the most?
Iron Chef commercial!  Chairman!  He’s Wo Fat in the Hawaii Five-O reboot!
But he did not suck the most.
Patrick gets the boot and he’s really sad, and so am I. His dish was bad but his attitude is great. Good bye Patrick!  Go home to your husband and back to having fun with your food–we love you!
Next time: Restaurant Wars!

top chef canada week 4

This may be spottier than usual, I’m bouncing back and forth between election results and top chef. Yes, a DVD/R would be very useful tonight. If I could figure out how to work one–the VCR never did have the right time set.
Skip the opening foolishness and jump right into QF challenge–Susur Lee will be judging!  I love this guy. And his cookbook/bio Susur: A Culinary Life is awesome. Oh, Dustin worked for him for years, but Susur assures us that all will be judged equally.
Create signature salad! 30 minutes! Lots of running, greens, and yammering about fresh, crisp, clean.  Caplin!  Oh, that’s different, what else did Todd pack in his NL suitcase?  So far that’s seal flippers and smoked caplin. Perfumey!  Judging. Much politeness as Susur tastes. Not too much commentary, but thanks all round.
Disasters: Francois/too heavy, Todd/textures didn’t match, Rob/execution–Rob’s was the worst. It motivates him to try harder. Do you suppose the Top Cheftestants were provided with a dictionary of reality tv catchphrases?  Because mostly, they don’t have much else to say.
Favourites: Darrell/simple and good taste, Andrea/lots of ingredients combined well, Dustin/acidity in balance (good thing, it would be embarrassing if he sucked)
Winner-Dustin. Oh.  Not sure what to think about that.
Prize: immunity!

Challenge: Another team one, with knife drawing to determine what ethnic cuisine they’ll be doing. Lets see what countries are involved. Jamaica, Japan, Ethiopia, Mexican, Korea, Portuguese…with the exception of team Mexico no one seems to be happy about the food choices. Speaking of bad luck, Jamie and Dale are paired up. Ewwww.
One person does the hot, the other the cold. One shops at Loblaws, the other at a market specialising in the cuisine they’ve picked.
I’m going back to election results and be back for the judging. Hang in there!

Judges tables!
Korea Darryl/Chris presentation good!  textures vivid! good kimchee! Overall well received.
Jamaica Francois/Patrick no jerk/potato undercooked/overcomplicated/Patrick fares better but neither had any heat
Japan Rob/Andrea fish not cold enough/flavours not good/mushy noodles/flat for both
Mexico Dustin/Derek bottled sauce taste/not too many comments so-so
Portugal Jamie/Dale elegant/nice/best so far for Dale, not so good for Jamie
Ethiopia Todd/Connie plate not Ethiopian says Susur about the presentation/Connie’s delicious moist tasty/Todd knocked salad out of park
They have much, much praise of this meal regarding modern and traditional combos. I think NL Todd will be safe again.
Susur’s not so polite at judge’s table. MM is mean too–but they are both not gratuitously mean, their comments are warranted. And their passion for food is clear:
when it’s good, their praise is just as intense, meaningful, heartfelt.

Winning Team: Connie and Todd!  Holy Hannah!  The toughest cuisine pulled off quite well. Todd–good for you buddy, you’re darn tootin’ there’s not much Ethiopian food in St. John’s!
Unlike Halifax, where at one point there were two–the Ethiopia and Addis Ababa. And both on the same street! Both had very good, cheap, hearty food, but eventually petered out.

Derek packs his knives and exits graciously, with more maturity than his cooking showed.

Back to the elections!